Song: Bummerland

Artist: AJR

A/N This is not mine

Zodiacs at the Nail Salon

Aries: Smudges nail in the parking lot, throws a fit

Taurus: Buys nail polish at the salon, paints nails in the calm comfort of home 

Gemini: *After 9 nails are painted* "Is it too late to switch colors?"

Cancer: Learns manicurist's entire life story, asking in-depth questions about her family

Leo: "What color is everyone else getting these day?" *picks the opposite*

Virgo: Wonders if the nail tech is *really* going to leave that gap on the edge of her nail (I don't get my nails done. I don't even know what the nail tech is!)

Libra: Realizes she's not into the shade immediately, says nothing, considers re-painting at home

Scorpio: Posts an insta story of manicure, waits for ex to see it

Sagittarius: "I have this theory about wearing spring shades during the fall"

Capricorn: Is trying to conduct a conference call with her phone balancing on her chin

Aquarius: Discusses the glaring injustices of the beauty industry as a whole

Pisces: Chooses color based on aura

Posted: September 24, 2020

Updated: November 4, 2020