Song: Sober Up 

Artist: AJR

The signs home alone

Aries: Searching the refrigerator for food then complaining because there's nothing

Taurus: Sleeping

Gemini: Constantly saying you themselves "if a robber came in I would do..." and coming up with different scenarios 

Cancer: Probably hasn't realized they're home alone

Leo: Ends up leaving home

Virgo: Singing their favorite songs obnoxiously loud

Libra: Probably taking a long bath

Scorpio: Looking out the window and watching every car pass

Sagittarius: Probably talking to themselves

Capricorn: Watching Netflix

Aquarius: Probably half naked just wandering

Pisces: Calling for their mom over and over again until they realize no one's there

Posted: September 29, 2020

Updated: November 4, 2020