Aires: Where tf am I?

Taurus: I am not moving from this position, it’s too comfy.

Gemini: Why am I on the floor when I fell asleep on my bed?

Cancer: When was the last time I ate?

Leo: Well, there goes my productivity for today

Virgo: What a good unintentional occurrence

Libra: The beauty has rested and is feeling good af

Scorpio: Did I fall asleep with shoes on?

Sagittarius: Wait… What time is it?

Capricorn: OH GOD

Aquarius: On one hand I’m very happy on the other, I will not get anything done today.

Pisces: I feel I am one with the universe.