THE SIGNS WHEN BEING KIDNAPPED

Aries: "Do you know who I am?"

Taurus: bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home

Gemini: is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim

Cancer: "Lmao why do you wanna kidnap me?!"

Leo: "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you?"

Virgo: "I hope wherever you are taking me is clean."

Libra: engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper

Scorpio: "If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls."

Sagittarius: goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking

Capricorn: "This is not okay..."

Aquarius: "You insecure little...you are a low life."

Pisces: comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades