Pastor: In the name of the father...

Gemini: *whispering* Father, son holy ghost, head, shoulders, knees, and toes, turn up your nose, strike that pose, Ahh!!! Macarena

 Taurus: *laughs* AMEN! *a bit too loud*

Pisces: SHHH!!! You're gonna get us kicked out

Aries: Here's the collection *Hits Pisces in the face with basket*

Pisces: Aries, you idiot

Libra: You could say Aries is a 'basket case'

Everyone: *Groans*

Pastor: Turn to page 394 and sing how great is our god

Capricorn: *snape impression* Turn to page 394...

Cancer: *snickers* HoW gReAt Is OuR gOd

Scorpio: Oh my god, you suck, it's more like hOw GrEaT iS oUr GoD

Virgo: If you don't shut up, I'll shove this bible up your--

Leo: HEY IT'S TIME FOR COMMUNION *whispers forcefully*

Pastor: In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit

Leo: Aw this bread sucks!!!

Sagittarius: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE BODY OF CHRIST AND WE'RE CANNIBALS!!!!

Pastor: Okay you know what I've had enough!!! *drags all out by the ears*

Aquarius: How rude. Doesn't he know not to yell in church?