Aries: Personal Trainer

Taurus: Gardener

Gemini: Porn Star (*spits out a cup of orange juice* what the duck)

Cancer: Daycare owner

Leo: Model (Ooo my boo is a Leo)

Virgo: Bank Teller

Libra: Fashion Designer

Scorpio: CEO 

Sagittarius: T.V Star

Capricorn: Teacher

Aquarius: Scientist

Pisces: Artist