How do the signs react to bullshit?

Aries-Hah. Their mood makes their reaction depend.

Taurus-They. Are. Pissed.

Cancer-Depends on how close the person was to them.

Gemini-Really matters on the situation.

Leo-They try to stay calm but lose it within ten minutes.

Libra-They manage to keep pretty calm but are practically seething on the inside.

Virgo-You're fucked if you actually manage to piss them off.

Sagittarius-They try and sort it out calmly, but don't test how far their calmness can last.

Scorpio-Really depends on how close you are to them. If close, they're more sad than angry. Otherwise...not so much.

Capricorn-If you manage to piss them off there is no going back. They most likely will hate you for life for the bs you did.

Aquarius-Most likely too tired when they hear it and get upset.

Pisces-"Lol well guess what? I can bullshit you BETTER! HAH!"

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