How do the signs respond to a text of a confession?

Aries-Wait who's this?

Taurus-My heart belongs to someone else~

Gemini-Uh-uhm-oh?

Cancer-Why tell me over a text that has horrible grammar? Couldn't you tell me in person??

Leo-HELL NO

Virgo-Sorry but I'm not actually interested in your gender, I'm actually-*continues rambling about their sexuality*

Libra-I gave you a confession and you didn't accept it then you idiot

Sagittarius-Fuck yeah!! Let's get together!!

Scorpio-Read

Capricorn-My heart belongs to a fictional character :"D

Aquarius-Wtf I won't be a single Pringle?? People like me??? SURE-

Pisces-Haha you made a bad decision :"))