♈Aries: 'accidentally' bites you

♉Taurus: gets really passionate

♊Gemini: lots of mucus

♋Cancer: lots of tongue

♌Leo: tries really hard

♍Virgo: goes sloow

♎Libra: mediocre

♏Scorpio: touches you in other places

♐Sagittarius: keep eyes open

♑Capricorn: Gentle

♒Aquarius: Stiff and awkward

♓Pisces: 10/10 knows their stuff