"OMG I'M GONNA DIE GOODBYE EVERYONE SEE YALL IN HELL!": Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio

*paces around room for 6129322+ hours*: Libra

Okay you touch me I'll explode: Aries, Cancer, Leo

Uh yeah I'm going to stay under my blankets for the next 7 years so if you excuse me: Sagittarius, Pisces

Hehe no I'm fine! * internally screaming on the inside *: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius