Aries: " I bet I could be a better Lucifer than you. "
Seems like your challenging him

Taurus. " I don't want anything to do with you, please leave. "
More likely run

Gemini: " This is just like that one episode of American Horror Stories! "
Yeah it is now run for your life before something happens!!

Cancer: " please leave my family alone! "
Protect the family!!!!

Leo: " Want to be mutuals? "
XD

Virgo. " This is just like that one episode of Supernatural! "
Oh mah gawd run.

Libra: * shrinks away in the corner *
NOOOOO!!! GRAB A SWORD TAKE IT AND RUN!!!

Scorpio: " I think I've known you all my life. "
....W-What does that mean.....*backs up slowly *

Sagittarius: * tries to think of something positive out of this situation *
Well you did just meet Satan....ok I ain't helping I know 😂

Capricorn: " Why are you here? What are you? "
Ask questions later dude run.

Aquarius: " Can I be the queen of hell? "
Oh my gumdrops....JUST RUN!

Pisces: * throws kawaii posters and anime figures at him *
WITH THE POWER OF KAWAII AND ANIME STUFF WE SHALL DEFEAT HIM! If not we'll let's run.