To drunk to care:
Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
( Okay I'll blame it on the candy if there is )

Here to steal your man/girl
Scorpio, Aries, Leo

I only came for the food:
Taurus, Cancer, Leo

My friend dragged me here please help:
Capricorn, Aquarius

I'm drunk I want to fight everyone:
Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini

Designated driver:
Taurus, Scorpio

Good girls gone bad:
Virgo, Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Capricorn
( Fine I admit it when I'm at a party I'm the trouble maker )