Aries: GOD F*CKING DAMN IT! * breaks down the door *
Take it easy dude!!!! The door was just passing by. I think....

Taurus: SH*T MAN!
Language people!

Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!
XD WAIT BUT HOW CAN A DOOR FIGHT??? Hmmmmmmm

Cancer: F*CK * sobs * YOU! * sob intensifies *
It's ok....I am sure the door didn't mean it.

Leo: * screams while lying face down in a bed *
There there.

Virgo: THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I WORE SHOES!
It still happens dude and it hurts!

Libra: goodbye cruel world
It's ok this happens in everyone's life

Scorpio: * rips door off hinges * THERE! NO MORE!!!
Okay hold up dude don't go wrecking things now.

Sagittarius: * hits the door * STOP!!!
Wait...CAN A DOOR MOVE NOW?! * gasp * I KNEW IT!

Capricorn: * bites their fist * No it's fine I totally think it's not broken
You should probably get it checked.....

Aquarius: THE DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE!
SO A DOOR CAN MOVE!!!!! OH MAH GAWD!

Pisces: BUT WHY ME!
IKR! WHY DID THE DOOR HAVE TO HURT US!!!! * cries *