Aries: SCREW YOU ALL IM GETTING OUT OF HERE! YEET!

Taurus: guys calm down and let's get all the food to safety.

Gemini: * gets camera out *

Cancer: why me why me why me why me why me why me why me why me why me

Leo: * runs around screaming orders *

Virgo: * internally screams but has straight face *

Libra: hOly SH*T HOLY SH*T EVERYONE CALM DOWN—OH CRAP AAAAAAHHHHHH

Scorpio: I wonder why the plane crashed

Sagittarius: * jumps out the plane * LOL YOLOOOOO
Oh god

Capricorn: well now I have an excuse to be late
True

Aquarius: * vigorously accuses someone on the plane that they hijacked the plane system *

Pisces. zzzzzzzZZZZzzZ
y'all can see your death imma sleep