Aries: chill mom and dad. It could be worse. At least I'm not pregnant...or am I?.....ugh it's a joke your supposed to laugh.
Um...I think your parents didn't find that funny so you should leave the area....

Taurus: well maybe if the teacher knew how to teach....
true that XD

Gemini: F for f*cking awesome!
Oh mah gumdrops XD

Cancer: but I actually tried this semester?!
That's what I always say...yet there's always that one grade on my report card....

Leo: did anyone else get an " F "? I don't want to be  the only one.
* raises hand *

Virgo: is this a typo?
Absolutely no idea dude

Libra: ew this is not ok but I'm over it
Ok well that was fast

Scorpio: yay all those nights I didn't study finally paid off
I study and still get a bad grade rip XD

Sagittarius: ITS BECAUSE THE TEACER HATES ME!!
Best excuse ever!!!!

Capricorn: cool now I'm going to be in a bad mood all week.
Same

Aquarius: wow wish I cared
Well...do you still care?

Pisces: I'll just pretend it's an " a "
Great idea!