Aries: That didn't work I need to try again
Taurus: you're not following the script
Gemini: ???? I never asked you out, what are you talking about? Who are you?
Cancer: *tells everyone close to them about how sad they are. This is going to be the only topic of conversation for the week, maybe even more weeks to come.
Leo: i was doing everything right though
Virgo: I was expecting this outcome.
Libra: They must be playing hard to get
Scorpio: Time to not open up for another ten years as i try to get over this.
Sagittarius: *reblogs sad quotes for a few days*
Capricorn: I was in denial about this outcome but its okay because i will bury this down along with all my other 3946721399239 issues
Aquarius: pfft your loss, you idiot. It's not like i ever liked you anyways *represses tears*
Pisces: I will use this moment as a constant reminder to never do anything like this again...