If a chapter has a "*" it means that I came up with it on my own.

Aries - Oh my God! I survived! How? This is crazy! Whaaa-

Taurus - *Munching on some chips* This is tasty. Oh, we were in a car crash?

Gemini - Of course I survived! According to this handbook, the airbag pops out the moment any car gets a centimeter near ours! *Starts rambling other brainiac shit*

Cancer - *Hugs friends* 

Leo - Lemme Tweet this. Now lemme Insta this. 

Virgo - NUUUU! The airbag isn't in the perfect shape!!! NUUUUUUU

Libra - *Makes corny dad jokes but ends up in the ER and nearly dies from injuries sent from "somebody"*

Scorpio - Is sent to jail for putting Libra in ER

Sagittarius - Uhhh... How can I escape this trapped car? Oh. Police is coming. YA YEET BITCHES I SURVIVED. 

Capricorn - Leo! Stop going on social media! Pisces! Stop crying! Aquarius, that's not a butterfly. It's a moth.  

Aquarius -  *Looks at moth* Wooooaaaah. 

Pisces - *cries*