Aries: I his a million dollars under the *dies*

Taurus: thanks for the going away cake guys

Genimi: knock knock....who's there...*dies*

Cancer: some cliche movie last words

Leo: lol you should see the look on your face

Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked?

Libra: lol bye

Scorpio: IM READY FOR HELL

Sagittarius: wait am i dying

Capricorn: finally man this was exhausting

Aquarius: I see the light....wait that's hellfire

Pisces: please tell my chinchilla I love him