Why the signs aren't texting back...

Aries: You said something they didn't like

Taurus: They're napping

Gemini: You're not worthy of a text

Cancer: Their bedtime is at 9

Leo: You aren't interesting enough, sorry

Virgo: You're being annoying

Libra: They're watching TV

Scorpio: They misplaced their phone

Sagittarius: They forgot to

Capricorn: They're doing something more important

Aquarius: Their phone is off

Pisces: doing something unproductive