The signs as parents...

Aries: burns dinner

Taurus: Never stops swearing

Gemini: Forces their kid into sports

Cancer: the cool parent

Leo: forgets their kid at the park

Virgo: forces their kid to do homework

Libra: leave each other alone and get out im tired

Scorpio: buys the best food

Sagittarius: Annoys the kid with facts

Capricorn: Not supportive

Aquarius: *finds a house with a pool and never uses it*

Pisces: Kinda scared of their kids