Aries: Everything. Literally everything.

Taurus: Your crush

Gemini: Netflix.

Cancer: How much flack your sign gets

Leo: Yourself

Virgo: Your ships

Libra: Other people

Scorpio: Memes

Sagittarius: Also everything

Capricorn: Your wrong opinions

Aquarius: Anime

Pisces: Your problems

(Please don't take offense to this, it's meant to be funny)