(Not mine)

Aries: murdering people

Taurus: sleeps

Gemini: transforming into the meme Lord

Cancer: gossiping with their mum

Leo: skyping their friends

Virgo: watching spongebob squarepants

Libra: reading 50 shades

Scorpio: fishing for compliments on omegle

Sagittarius: actually partying

Capricorn: aggressively blogging

Aquarius: cross playing

Pisces: hiding dead bodies