(Not mine)
Aries: annoying but funny

Taurus: secretly hates everyone (I don't think this is true ThePuppetMaironett)

Gemini: obsessive over food

Leo: beautiful but weird

Virgo: only watches Netflix

Libra: smart but lazy

Scorpio: probably planning murder

Sagittarius: doesn't do anything

Capricorn: irritating yet cute

Aquarius: super duper funny

Pisces: lovable lil' kitten