The asshole who gives you bad dreams and scares the sh*t out of you:
Taurus
Leo
Sagittarius
Aquarius

The one who feels you up in the middle of the night and whispers scary things in your ears:

Aries
Gemini
Scorpio
Capricorn

The one who tries to save your ass from bad things:

Cancer
Virgo
Libra
Pisces

(Featured pic: libra!)