Aries: "Do you know who I am?"

Taurus: bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home

Gemini: *is a serial killer makes the kidnapper their victim*

Cancer: "LMAO why do you wanna kidnap me?"

Leo: "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you?"

Virgo: "I hope wherever you're taking me is clean"

Libra: *engages in heated diplomatic argument with kidnapper*

Scorpio: "if you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls"

Sagittarius: *goes along with them and escapes when they aren't looking*

Capricorn: "This is not okay..."

Aquarius: "you insecure little...you low life"

Pisces: *comes up with an elaborate plan including back up and grenades*

A/N: 3 chapters today cause not all people watch Tokyo Ghoul