Aries: *gets involved some how and gets carted off to jail*

Taurus: shittttttttttt

Gemini: LMAO *actually cries*

Cancer: I'm gonna leave now.......

Leo: Cool dude

Virgo: Not today Satan

Libra: EWWWWWWWWWW

Scorpio: *IS the murderer*

Sagittarius: what

Capricorn: I can help dispose of the body for a small price

Aquarius: Can I keep the corpse?

Pisces: Pls god no why me