Aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER

Taurus: Is this indigestion

Gemini: WHAT THE FUCK NO

Cancer: Not again

Leo: Ow Gawd

Virgo: No thanks

Libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY

Scorpio: But why me tho

Sagittarius: okay but why

Capricorn: I did not sign up for this

Aquarius: Bye

Pisces: Fuck