Aries: angry angel

Taurus: Hyper couch potato

Gemini: Social introvert

Cancer: messy writer

Leo: bubbly demon

Virgo: detached hypersensitive kid

Libra: indecisive judge

Scorpio: adorable loving demon

Sagittarius: loving asshole

Capricorn: inspirational dark cloud

Aquarius: worrisome careless kid

Pisces: insane life counselor