Aries:shut up (soooo trueeee)

Taurus:leave me alone

Gemini:yo mama

Cancer:I didn't even do anything

Leo:you're just jealous

Virgo:were you deprived of oxygen at birth?

Libra:I've been more than fair

Scorpio:you're going to regret that

Sagittarius:I really don't care

Capricorn:are you done?

Aquarius:you wanna say that again?

Pisces:fuck off