Aries: "Which way to the baby war?"

Taurus: "JUST LET HIM BE A DJ!"

Gemini: "Well the important thing is family and friendship, honesty, values, and no one got arrested."

Cancer: "I only want to see you laughing, in the pizza rain."

Leo: "Go to earth, they said. It will be easy, they said."

Virgo: "I like to watch you sleep sometimes, and by sometimes, I mean often."

Libra: "NOOOOOOO! MI TORTA!"

Scorpio: "He's awful because he hurt me specifically."

Sagittarius: "Snake people, or sneople, control our government at the highest level!"

Capricorn: "I swallowed a rock."

Aquarius: "Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time."

Pisces: "Steven's PREGNANT?!"