Aries: With a chainsaw.

Taurus: With a fork

Gemini: With rope.

Cancer: With a SHARP knife.

Leo: Drugs you, then straps a bomb onto you.

Virgo: Pushing you off a building.

Libra: With a shotgun.

Scorpio: Burns you alive.

Sagittarius: Throws meat juice on you and has a bear maul you to death.

Capricorn: Pays someone to do it for them.

Aquarius: Drowns you in water.

Pisces: Burying you alive.