This used to be in three separate chapters, but now it's not.  Enjoy!

Here's the zodiac's usernames: (Should be easy to tell)

Aries:  Fiah

Taurus:  Nachonachos

Gemini:  DoubleTrouble

Cancer:  Cance

Leo:  Fabulosity

Virgo:  Virgo

Libra:  Liberty

Scorpio:  Mwahaha

Sagittarius:  Swaggy

Capricorn:  Cap10

Aquarius:  Dragons

Pisces:  Fishie

March 1st 4:07 pm

Mr. Ious created a chat

Fiah: Who the heck added me to a random group chat? Take me off. Now.

DoubleTrouble: Yeah, me too. I'm not a part of this.

Cance: And me.

Fishie: And me.

Cap10: Wait, is there anyone here who actually wants to me here?

Nachonachos: Not me

Virgo: This is probably some idiot's idea of a prank

Dragons: I would suspect myself of doing something like this, except I know it wasn't me

Fiah: Yeah, but how do we know?

Dragons: Um, I just told you?

Fishie: Ooh, how do you text in italics? That's so cool!

Fiah: Like dis

Virgo: *This

Fiah: OMG

Virgo: Pet peeve

Cance: Did someone metion peeves?

Nachonachos: I love harry potter!

Fishie: I still wanna know how to do italics

Fiah: Go to here: (website link)

Fishie: Thx

Virgo: *Thanks

Cap10: Can we get back to the point? What are we all doing here?

DoubleTrouble: Who's Mr. Ious?

Fabulosity: Who dares spam my fabulous phone?

Cap10: Oh boy

Fabulosity: What?

Swaggy: Wassup?

Virgo: *What's up

Swaggy: I just said that

Virgo: *Facepalm*

Nachonachos: Hello, um, Swaggy. We're trying to figure out who added us to this chat

Fiah: How do we know it wasn't him?

Cance: It says 'Mr. Ious'

Fiah: He could have two accounts

Swaggy: Wait. You can have two accounts?

Fiah: Are you actually this stupid, or do you just act this way in your spare time?

Swaggy: I'm going to assume that was a rhetoical question

Fiah: 👏

Fabulosity: Will you stop spamming my phone?

Fishie: Not until we figure out who Mr. Ious is

Dragons: And how do we do that?

Dragons: That's what I thought

Virgo: This is pointless. I'm leaving the chat. Nice knowing you all

Virgo left the chat

Cap10: Virgo had the right idea. Bye

Cap10 left the chat

Fabulosity: But I just met you guys!

Fiah: My heart bleeds for you.

Fiah left the chat

Liberty: What is this?

Nachonachos: A pointless chat some idiot created

Nachonachos left the chat

Liberty: Oh

Liberty left the chat

Swaggy: We're losing numbers

Dragons: We must stand firm and strong together

Cance: Um, some of us have actual important things to do

Cance left the chat

Fishie: Yeah, this Cance person is right

Fishie left the chat

Mwahaha: I'm liking the way this is going. Let's all just leave and forget this ever happened

Mwahaha left the chat

DoubleTrouble left the chat

Dragons: They're right. It's not up to us to intrude on their lives. Nice meeting you guys

Dragons left the chat

Swaggy: ...and then there were two.

Fabulosity: This is pointless.

Fabulosity left the chat

Swaggy: *sigh*

Swaggy: Just me and Mr. Ious

Swaggy: Just Mr. Ious

Swaggy left the chat

Hm.

Mr. Ious added Fiah, Nachonachos, DoubleTrouble, Cance, Fabulosity, Virgo, Liberty, Mwahaha, Swaggy, Cap10, Dragons, and Fishie to the chat

Fiah: WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK

Swaggy: Yaaay!

Fiah: I swear, whoever did this...

DoubleTrouble: It was Mr. Ious.

Cap10: I'm really starting to hate that guy...

Virgo: How does he even have our numbers? I'm calling the cops

Virgo left the chat

Dragons added Virgo to the chat

Virgo: Why?

Dragons: Why not? There's got to be a reason Mr. Ious added us all here

Mwahaha: Yeah, maybe so I could KILL YOU

Nachonachos: Whoa, that got dark

DoubleTrouble: Guys this is weird but it could possibly be weird and also a good thing

Liberty: It's equally possible it's a bad one

DoubleTrouble: Maybe. Maybe not

Fabulosity: Yoo I got added back? I was just starting to miss this

Dragons: Yeah! It's fun!

Fishie: Maybe.

Nachonachos: Things have been dull...

Fiah: Screw that.

Fiah left the chat

Dragons added Fiah to the chat

Fiah: Screw you.

Swaggy: Yay, fiah's back!

Cance: Look, boring or not, I can't do this. For all I know you guys could be internet stalkers.

Mwahaha: There's only one stalker here right now.

Mwahaha: I think we should fix that.

Don't even think about it.

Mwahaha kicked Mr. Ious from the chat

Mwahaha: Problem solved.

Dragons: 👏

Liberty: Sure, whatever. I can go with this

Cap10: I could do without

Cap10 left the chat

Fabulosity added Cap10 to the chat

Cap10: I am dead serious. Let me go.

Cap10 left the chat

DoubleTrouble added Cap10 to the chat

DoubleTrouble: So are we

Swaggy: Pleeeease?

Cap10: No.

Cap10 left the chat

Swaggy added Cap10 to the chat

Cap10: UGH!

Virgo: You all happen to have caught me at a good moment. I'll stay, for now. But I reserve the right to leave at any moment

Cap10: That's nice for you.

Cap10 left the chat

Dragons added Cap10 to the chat

Cap10: I'm blocking all of you

Fabulosity: *puppy eyes* Pleeeeeeease Cap10?

Cap10: Drop dead.

Cap10 left the chat

Dragons: *sigh*

Fabulosity: Aw...

Fiah: You know what? I'm actually laughing right now. This is actually fun.

Fiah added Cap10 to the chat

Cap10: Frick you.

Cap10: Fricking autocorrect.

Cap10: Why can't I swear in this?

Fishie: Must be Mr. Ious's moral code

Cap10: Fricking Mr. Ious

Nachonachos: Cap10! Haha, I get it! Captain! Thats so cool!

Virgo: *That's

Fiah: C'mon, Cap10. Aren't you laughing right now?

Cap10: None of your ever fricking beeswax.

Fabulosity: Aw

Cance: So, have we established that no one here is a stalker?

DoubleTrouble: Yea

Cance: Then, I guess I can stay. You people seem cool

Cap10: That's stretching it

Dragons: You've hurt me. I'm crying

Cap10: If you listen very closely, you can hear the sound of no one giving a frick.

Swaggy: OOH!

Fishie: Wait, so who are you people? I'm personally willing to give my name, because I'm 99% sure that no one here is a stalker. I'm Pisces. I'm 14, years old, and I'm a guy.

Swaggy: Ayy, I'm 15! My name's Sagittarius, but everyone calls me Sag. I'm a guy

Cance: Sorry, but I don't feel comfortable giving away my information

Liberty: Same

Fishie: That's OK

Fiah: My name's Aries, I'm 14, and I'm a girl

Virgo: Wait, is there anyone who's not 14 or 15?

Liberty: I'm 16

Mwahaha: Same

Virgo: Anyone not 14 15 or 16?

Virgo: Weird

DoubleTrouble: I half wish Mr. Ious was still here so we could ask him what his deal is. Oh, my name's Gemini, I'm 15, and I'm a boy

Nachonachos: Not the Gemini?

DoubleTrouble: Mm?

Nachonachos: You're the guy who was in that band? Won first place in that competition?

DoubleTrouble: Yup

DoubleTrouble: People watched that?

Fabulosity: YOU'RE IN A BAND??? AUSOME!!! CAN I JOIN???

DoubleTrouble: Um, I don't even know your name

Fabulosity: I'm Leo, 14, a guy

DoubleTrouble: Nice to meet ya.

Nachonachos: LEO???

Fabulosity: What?

Nachonachos: LEO IGNIN???

Fabulosity: How do you know my last name?

Nachonachos: THIS IS TAURUS!!!

Fabulosity: NO WAY!

Dragons: *cough* Care to explain?

Fabulosity: THIS IS MY TWIN SISTER!!!

Nachonachos: Really Leo, really? You made your account name Fabulosity? Get a life

Fabulosity: Well, you names yours Nachonachos

Nachonachos: Cause they're not'cho nachos!

Mwahaha: Well, now we know Leo and Taurus aren't stalkers

Fishie: Uh, nobody's a stalker

Mwahaha: How do you know you're not a stalker?

Fishie: ...

Mwahaha: See?

Swaggy: How do you know I'm not watching you right now?

Dragons: Because I'm watching you and I know you're not watching me

Swaggy: That's what I want you to think

Dragons: THE SUSPENSE

Cap10: Shut up.

Swaggy: What' your name, Cap10?

Cap10: I think I'll keep my privacy.

Dragons: I'm Aquarius, and I'm 15, but that's all I'm going to say about myself

Fabulosity: Don't you trust us? *Cries*

Dragons: Dude, I don't even trust myself

Swaggy: I relate to that

Virgo: I have to go now. Please don't spam my phone

Liberty: Yea, I have homework too

Nachonachos: So do we, Leo

Fabulosity: Aw

Mwahaha: So long losers

DoubleTrouble: "losers?" Bye

Swaggy: Aw, everyone's leaving. Bye

Cap10: Good

Dragons: See ya l8r

Fishie: Am I the only one left?

Cance: No, I'm still here

Fishie: Nice meeting you

Cance: Same. This should be interesting

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March 5th 3:23 pm

Fiah: Ugh, school's killing me

Cap10: Seriously. No one had texted in this chat for 4 days. Let it die

Fabulosity: This is waaaay too much fun

Virgo: *way

Fabulosity: OMG

Fiah: LOL

Dragons: So, Virgo, what's your name?

Virgo: Virgo is my name

Dragons: I knew that

Fiah: Suuuuuuure

Virgo: *sure

Fiah: OMG

Fabulosity: LOL

Mwahaha: Will you guys shut up?

Swaggy: Why? Are you busy?

Mwahaha: Driver's ed

Fabulosity: You can drive?? Can you pick me up a mcdonalds happy meal?

Mwahaha: Shut up

Dragons: I'm bored

Liberty: Do I look like I care?

Dragons: I can't even see you

Liberty: Exactly

Dragons: Gotcha

Dragons: I'm bored

Liberty: *facepalm*

Cap10: I feel your pain

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March 6th 1:53 pm

Swaggy: Help me. My biology teacher is plotting to kill me!

Fabulosity: Same

Fiah: Guys, it's the middle of school. Shut up

Swaggy: Aw

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March 6th 3:06 pm

Cap10: I swear, if there's any more texts during school, I am leaving this group chat and blocking all of you

Fabulosity: DON'T LEAVE US CAPPY!

Cap10: Shut up

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March 8th 4:38 pm

DoubleTrouble: I need to rant

DoubleTrouble: This kid and I were working on a group project, and I did my part flawlessly Except, the person I got paired with SLACKED OFF AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO GET A F!

DoubleTrouble: Had to get that out here

Nachonachos: I hate group projects. You always get paired with someone who slacks off

Cap10: You know what I hate?

Cap10: Group chats

DoubleTrouble: Burn, y'all! That was a buuuurn!

Cance: I don't agree with that. Group projects are great! Everyone works together and stuff

Nachonachos: Only some group projects. In others, idiots invade

Swaggy: I am that idiot!

Cance: *facepalm*

Fabulosity: Gemini!!!! I'm learning to play guitar!!!! Can I be in your band????

Nachonachos: Is that what that noise is? I thought someone was banging a duck against a wall

Fabulosity: It sounds fabulous

DoubleTrouble: I'm already the guitar player. Can you sing?

Fabulosity: Fabulously

DoubleTrouble: Send me a video

Nachonachos: Not in the group chat

Swaggy: No, send it here. We all need to hear Leo's fabulosity

Fabulosity: Ok. I'll send it to Gem seperately

Swaggy: Aw...

DoubleTrouble: Hm. Not half bad

Nachonachos: GASP

DoubleTrouble: Except for all I know you could be living in albequerque

Fabulosity: I live in writington

Nachonachos: Yeah, go give away our information like that

DoubleTrouble: You're fricking with me

DoubleTrouble: *fricking

DoubleTrouble: I live in Springville!

Fabulosity: Cool! That's, like, right next to me!

Cap10: Is this some kind of a joke?

Swaggy: I live right near Springville

Cap10: Me too

Cance: I live near there too, but I'm not saying where

Fabulosity: So the point is, can I be in your band?

DoubleTrouble: Sure

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March 8th 5:05 pm

Fiah: No way! I just checked my messages and I live right near you guys!

Liberty: Yeah, same. This is starting to freak me out

Virgo: How did Mr. Ious know where we live? We should call the cops

Fiah: What? No. We can figure this out for ourselves

Virgo: You're crazy

Mwahaha: Wacko

Dragons: I don't live anywhere near you guys. Different state

Fishie: It could be a coincidence...

Fishie: I'm loving these italics

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March 9th 3:56 pm

Fiah: It's Fryyyyyydaeeeeeee

Virgo: *friday

Fiah: *facepalm*

Liberty: Honestly, Virgo? Honestly?

Virgo: I told you, pet peeve

Cance: I would love to have a pet peeves!

Fishie: That'd be ausome. You could send him to prank all your friends and stuff

Virgo: Hey Liberty, what's your real name?

Liberty: You can call me Lib

Virgo: OK

Liberty: It's not short for Libby. I'm a guy

Fiah: You're a guy? I thought you were a girl

Liberty: When did I say that?

Virgo: You know I'm a girl, right?

Swaggy: I was half convinced you were a computer bot

Virgo: <Command input not recognized> <Try again>

Fishie: Lol

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March11th 11:25 am

Nachonachos: Please help me. Leo won't leave me alone

DoubleTrouble: Leo, leave your sister alone ot I won't let you be in my band

Fabulosity: Aw

Nachonachos: Thx

DoubleTrouble: FYI, it's not that much of a band. Just me on the guitar, and my friend Jack on the piano. All the others left once we won the competition

Fabulosity: With my fabulous voice we will be fabulous again

Cap10: What is your obsession with ther word fabulous?

Fabulosity: Fabulous is a fabulously fabulous word

Nahonachos: At least you don't have to live with him

Cap10: Amen to that

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March 15th 3:00 pm

Fishie: Guys!

Mwahaha: Wut?

Fishie: It's my birthday!

Dragons: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISCES THE FISHY FISH! YAAAAYY!

Dragons: ( 🎁 )

Fishie: Thanks!!!

Mwahaha: Whatever

Fishie: *crying*

Swaggy: I will buy you a cake...

Fishie: That's nice, but you don't have to I barely know you

Swaggy: ... and then eat it all myself! Mwahaha!

Fishie: Forget what I said about you being nice

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March 20th 3:35 pm

Swaggy: What's up

Dragons: The opposite of down!

Swaggy: That's good. I need to write that down

Dragons: Ayyyyyyy

Swaggy: Ayyyyyyy

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March 22nd 4:08 pm

DoubleTrouble: What's x^2 +2x+3=3?

Liberty: 0

Virgo: 0

Liberty: Whoops

Virto: Haha, we both sent it at the same time

Cap10: Um, Gemini, this isn't your venue to solve random homework problems

DoubleTrouble: Then, what is it?

Cap10: Pointless?

Liberty: Lol

Cap10: We text each other too much. I get texts from this chat more than my other friends. We barely know each other

Virgo: I think that's just a personal thing. I get texts from my friends a lot

Cap10: It's just weird. I've never even met you guys, and it's not tru that I feel like I know you

Virgo: *True

Cap10: See? I knew Virgo would do that

Fabulosity: It's because we're fabulous

Cap10: Shut up Leo

DoubleTrouble: What's x^3 +6=33?

Liberty: 3

Virgo: 3

Cap10: 10000000

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March 27th 3:41 pm

Fishie: Guys, lets play truth or dare

Virgo: *let's. Ok. When?

Fishie: Now?

Cance: Ok

Nachonachos: I'll get leo

Mwahaha: I'm down

Dragons: Ayyyy truth or dare!

Swaggy: Or as I like to call it, TOD

Fiah: Our friend todd

DoubleTrouble: More like annoying little brother

Fabulosity: That's the truth

Cap10: I refuse to do this

Fabulosity: Pleeeeeeeze?

Cap10: No

Liberty: I'll do it. I think I'm the last one

Nachonachos: It was the fish's birthday a while ago, so he can start

Fiah: But my bday's in a week!

Mwahaha:*pointing at a wall*If you look very closely in that direction you'll see someone who cares

Fiah: Wow. Okay. I see how it is

Mwahaha: >:)

Fishie: Mwahaha, truth or dare?

Mwahaha: I suspect you are capabe of being evil. So, truth

Fishie: Ah, dangit. Tell us you name, gender, favorite color, and favorite class

Mwahaha: Ugh. Personal information

Mwahaha: Scorpio, female, black, gym

Fiah: Excellent, we need another girl around here

Dragons: Ayyy, gym's my favorite too!

Mwahaha: See previous statement to Aries

Dragons: Wow. Okay. I see how it is

Fiah: I feel you dude

Cance: Wait Scorpio Ashlinn???????

Mwahaha: How many Scorpios do you know?

Cance: We went to preschool together!

Mwahaha: Who are you

Cance: Cancer. We were both part of Elanor's 'girls rule' society

Mwahaha: I remember that. I kept trying to overthrow her

Cance: It was really funny

Mwahaha: Not for Elanor. Truth or dare?

Cance: Truth

Mwahaha: Tell everyone about how you tried to eat a bug

Cance: Ugh. Not my favorite memory

Swaggy: You tried to eat a bug

Cance: I was in preschool, okay? My parents were huge health nuts, and Bradley told me they were full of fiber

Fishie: Ouch

Cance: Yeah... Taurus, truth or dare?

Nachonachos: Dare

Cance: I dare you to go outside and dump a bucket of ice water on your head

Dragons: WHOA CANCER SAVAGE

Nachonachos: I'll do it in a sec. Leo truth or dare

Fabulosity: Dare

Nachonachos: Text Oscar 'My sister is amazing and I apologize for those rude things I said about her wonderful person last monday'

Fabulosity: I hate you

Fabulosity: Done

Nachonachos: COLD! AH!

Fabulosity: Cappy! Truth or dare?

Cap10: No

Fabulosity: You have to

Cap10: No

Fabulosity: *puppy eyes*

Cap10: No

Fabulosity: Pleeeeeeeze Cappy?

Cap10: Only so you'll shut up

Fabulosity: YAY

Fabulosity: Why haven't you blocked us?

Cap10: I dunno

Cap10: Some of this stuff is a little funny

Dragons: VICTORY

Cap10: Shut up

Swaggy: Me Aquarius and Leo are partying right now

Fiah: Hey! And me!

Swaggy: Are you joining the annoy Cap10 group?

Fiah: Yup

Virgo: Poor Cap10

Cap10: Poor me. Virgo, truth or dare

Virgo: Uh... dare, I guess

Cap10: I dare you not to correct anyone's spelling for a week

Fabulosity: PRAISE ME

Cap10: God no

Fabulosity: Lol, I meant to say 'PRAISE BE'. Typo

Fabulosity: Not that I would mind anyone praising me

Dragons: Dream on buster

Swaggy: ^^

Fabulosity: *crying*

Virgo: This is going to hurt... Liberty, truth or dare?

Liberty: Truth

Virgo: What is your real name?

Liberty: Um

Liberty: Libra. Gemini, truth or dare?

DoubleTrouble: Dare

Fabulosity: Woo!

Liberty: Text your best friend 'I haven't been entirely honest with you' and then don't reply for an hour

DoubleTrouble: Wow, you're evil

DoubleTrouble: Done. He's going to kill me

DoubleTrouble: Aries, truth or dare?

Fiah: Dare!

DoubleTrouble: Eat a pickle

Nachonachos: ???

DoubleTrouble: Pickles are disgusting

Fiah: I love pickles

DoubleTrouble: You're weird

Dragons: No, I'm weird!

Swaggy: Hi weird, I'm dad

Cap10: We should have kicked you both weeks ago

Fiah: Yum. Aquaman, truth or dare?

Dragons: Ooh, Aquaman. I like it. I'm a superhero!

Mwahaha: A superhero only slightly less lame than the green lantern

Dragons: Shun the non believers. Dare

Fiah: I dare you to confess your love to Scorpio

Dragons: Why do you want me dead?

Fiah: Do it

Dragons: Scorpio, I know I've always teased you and been mean, but the truth is I have a burning flame in my heart for you. Scorpio, you are my everything and I love you

Mwahaha: My ears are on fire

Dragons: Oh Scorpio! You do return my burning flame!

Mwahaha: Oh god. Never speak to me again

Swaggy: reJECTED!

Fabulosity: I'm screenshoting all of this for blackmail

Dragons: She's in denial. Sag, truth or dare?

Swaggy: Dare!

Dragons: I dare you to change your username to something embarassing

Swaggy: *sigh*

#Scorquarius: Done

#Scorquarius: Embarrassing for who, hm?

Dragons: I walked into that

#Scorquarius: Yes, yes you did

Mwahaha: I will murder both of you in your sleep

#Scorquarius: Pisces, TOD?

Fishie: Truth

#Scorqurius: Are you actually a fish disguised as a person?

Fishie: GASP

Fishie: HOW DID YOU KNOW???

#Scorquarius: I know everything, my young fishie >:)

Fishie: Wait, that's everyone

Cap10: Good

DoubleTrouble: BYEEEEEEE

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March 31st 10:28 am

Dragons: Guys, I have some really weird news

Fiah: Wut

Dragons: You know how I live in a different state?

Virgo: Yeah?

Dragons: Well... my parents just told us that we're moving. To where you guys live

Cap10: What the frick

Cap10: *frick

Liberty: That's weird

Fishie: spooky

Mwahaha: Mr. Ious is a pro stalker

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April 1st 1:58 pm

Dragons: I hid the body

Swaggy: What? I told you to burn it!

Swaggy: Wait, is this on the group chat?

Swaggy: Ignore those texts!

Swaggy: Nothing happened!

Fishie: You killed someone???

Mwahaha: Lol

Cance: Really, Scorpio? Really?

Virgo: They didn't kill anyone, Pisces. Check the date

Dragons: APRIL FOOLS!

Swaggy: PRRRRANKED!

Mwahaha: Guys

Mwahaha: No one fell for it

Mwahaha: So shut up

Virgo: ^^

Mwahaha: >:)

Fishie: I looked it up, and apparently it's union day of Belarus and Russia

Fishie: Are you implying that Sag and Aqua are russian spies?

Virgo: *facepalm*

Swaggy: Viva la mother russia!

Dragons: God save the Tsar!

Fishie: OH MY GOD VIRGO WAS RIGHT

Fishie: Time to reveal my secret identity. I am actually a spy employed by Belarus working to undermine the work of all spies from russia

Virgo: What?

Fishie: APRIL FOOLS!

Virgo: *facepalm*

Cance: lol

Fishie: :)

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April 6th 3:08 pm

Fiah: It's ma birthdaeeeeeee

Cance: Happy birthday to you!

Fabulosity: You live in a zoo!

Dragons: You look like a monkey...

Swaggy: And smell like one too!

Fiah: ...

Fiah: HAHAHAHA

Fiah: Shut up

DoubleTrouble: 🎁

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April 8th 11:25 am

Cance: Pisces, look up

Fishie: What?

Cance: You're waring a nametag. I'm at the skatepark too

Cance: See me waving?

Fishie: OMG! HI!

Fishie: Is that your art you're holding? It's beautiful

Cance: Thanks :)

Fabulosity: DON'T MOVE GUYS! I'M ONE HOUSE DOWN! STAY THERE!

Nachonachos: STAY THERE!

DoubleTrouble: Ooh, is there a party at the skate park? I'm coming!

Fabulosity: Hi guys! Where's Gemini?

DoubleTrouble: Coming

Fabulosity: Can I try out for you band now???

DoubleTrouble: Sure

Nachonachos: Oh god

Cance: We can talk, you know. We're standing right next to each other

Swaggy: Nuuu! I wanna hear what's going on, and I'm out of town...

Fishie: Jeez, fine

Nachonachos: Leo's started singing

Fishie: People are gving us weird looks

Swaggy: I wish I was there...

Mwahaha: Boo

Fishie: OH GOD SCORPIO

Swaggy: ?

Fishie: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE

Mwahaha: I coordinated my text with jumping out at him >:)

Dragons: lol. Wish I could be there...

Fabulosity: GUYS! I'M IN THE BAND!

Nachonachos: *facepalm*

Fishie: CAN I BE YOUR GROUPIE?

DoubleTrouble: Yeah!

Cance: now they're doing some weird fist bump

Cance: Oh god

Cance: I'll just send a video

Cance: Words fail me.

Cance: *insert video*

Swaggy: Cool! I can't believe I'm missing this

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April 10th 3:45 pm

Fiah: What's 3x-6=x?

Virgo: 3

Liberty: 3

Cap10: 600

Fiah: thx

Virgo: *thanks

Virgo: That's right suckers, my grammar correting is back and its better than ever

Liberty: lol

Fiah: *quits chat in protest*

Cap10: Yes, please do

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April 17th 4:58 pm

Dragons: Guys!

Fiah: wat

Virgo: *what

Dragons: *picture of the finger circle*

Fiah: I hate you

Swaggy: Lol

Fiah: With a passion

Cap10: Aquarius, you're so immature

Fabulosity: I thought I was immature!

Cap10: Leo, that's not somthing to be proud of

Fiah: YOU HEAR ME? WITH A PASSION

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April 23rd 3:50 pm

Fabulosity: GUYS COME TO THE FIRST REHERSAL OF THE RE-VAMPED GEMINI'S BAND!

Nachonachos: DON'T. They sound terrible

Fabulosity: We sound fabulous

DoubleTrouble: Totally fabulous

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April 23rd 4:10

DoubleTrouble: Band's cancelled

Fabulosity: WHAT???

DoubleTrouble: Jack quit. We weren't really that close anymore

Fabulosity: MY CHANCE AT STARDOM! NUUUU! BEAVERS YOU JACK PERSON!

Fabulosity: *BEAVERS

Fabulosity: *BEAVERS

Fabulosity: I mean dam. Beavers you autocorrect

DoubleTrouble: I'm on the floor laughing after this

Nachonachos: Mr. Ious probably made it autocorrect on this. He has a Taurus poop sense of humor

Nachonachos: *Taurus poop

Nachonachos: What does that even mean?

DoubleTrouble: Mr Ious is magic. Sorry about the band

Fabulosity: STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN

Liberty: Dude why are you so dramatic

Fabulosity: Idk it's fun

Nachonachos: Hey, if it's a keyboard player you need, I can help out. I play piano

DoubleTrouble: Really? Great! You're on the team

Fabulosity: YOU ARE THE BEST SISTER EVER

Nachonachos: Yes, yes I am

Liberty: Guys, this group chat isn't for band updates. Text each other priate for that

Fishie: But then Taurus never would have saved the band...

DoubleTrouble renamed the chat "Band Updates"

Liberty: *facepalm*

DoubleTrouble: First rehersal at [insert adress] in ten mins! Taurus, you can use my keyboard

Nachonachos: Gotcha

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April 25th 8:10 am

Dragons: I'm moving today

Dragons: Sucks that I'm moving, but at least I know like eleven people here.

Swaggy: Yeah, you'll like it here. It's a cool place. Obviously it won't be the same, but yeah.

Dragons: Yeah 👍

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April 25th 9:37 pm

Swaggy: Holy excrement

Swaggy: *excrement

Swaggy: Aqua, there's a moving van outside my neighbor's house

Swaggy: Tell me I'm not hallucinating

Dragons: NO WAY! IS THAT YOU STANDING ON THE FRONT LAWN?

Swaggy: YEAH!!!!!

Dragons: HOLY EXCREMENT!!!

Swaggy: I think I see your sister!

Dragons: What?

Dragons: I don't have a sister

Dragons: IS THIS PLACE HAUNTED?

Swaggy: You sure you don't have a sister? This girl is jumping up and down in front of the car

Dragons: Oh, that's me

Swaggy: What? I thought you were a guy

Dragons: When did I say that?

Swaggy: Like, day one?

Dragons: haha no

Swaggy: Wow I'm stupid

Swaggy: WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD AQUA!!!

Dragons: AYYYYY!!!!

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April 26th 9:45 am

Fiah: Beavers, then

Fiah: *beavers

Fiah: What is going on

Liberty: Scroll up

Fabulosity: Aquarius is a girl???

Dragons: Why is everyone so surprised about this?

Mwahaha: It was obvious

Fiah: Shut up, you didn't know either

Swaggy: I still ship you guys

Swaggy: #Scorquarius

Dragons: Hey Scorpio. Since we live in the same town, wanna go out for dinner sometime?

Mwahaha: Go die in a hole

Dragons: Okay then

Swaggy: SCORPIO NO, I SEE HER COMING OUT WITH THE SHOVEL

Fabulosity: NUUU AQUA

Fiah: RIP Aqua

Mwahaha: Lol good riddance

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April 29th 3:48 pm

Fishie: Last day of vaycay...:(

Virgo: And you're texting the chat just to tell us that?

Fishie: Yup!

Virgo: *facepalm*

Mwahaha: No overreaction from Cap10?

Cap10: I'm numb to it by now

Virgo: Please advise

Liberty: Mute your phone

Cance: It's not that bad...

Cap10: Yes they are

Swaggy: Yes we are

Dragons: PARTY TIME! *Throws balloons*

Swaggy: *dances*

Fabulosity: *singing kareoke*

DoubleTrouble: *jaming the guitar*

Fiah: *cranks up the radio*

Liberty: We'll just make a chat without them

Liberty: Wait, what am I saying?

Virgo: [If we talk in brackets maybe they won't understand us]

Cap10: [I like this plan]

Dragons: *fliping over couches*

Swaggy: *raiding the fridge*

Liberty: [How do we get them to stop?]

Virgo: [They're invincible]

Fabulosity: *singing fabulously*

Cap10: [Maybe they should have a taste of their own medicine]

Fiah: *swinging from the chandelier*

Virgo: [What do you mean?]

Mwahaha: [I know exactly what she means]

Swaggy: *smashing furniture*

Cap10: [We'll need everyone if this will work]

DoubleTrouble: *singing*

Mwahaha: [I'm down]

Liberty: [Sure]

Virgo: [Okay]

Fabulosity: *eating all the food*

Cap10: [Cancer? Pisces?]

Fiah: *stealing valuables*

Fishie: [We'd perfer to remain neutral on this one]

Cance: [👍]

Fishie: [This should be interesting]

Swaggy: *running up and down the stairs*

Cap10: [Now!]

Virgo: Spam!

Liberty: Spam!

Swaggy: *chokes on pie*

Mwahaha: Spam!

Cap10: Spam!

Cap10: Spam! (C'mon guys!)

Liberty: Spam!

Virgo: Spam!

Mwahaha: S

Mwahaha: P

Mwahaha: A

Mwahaha: M

Fabulosity: MY EARS

Virgo: Spam!

Liberty: Spam!

Dragons: *Writhing on the floor in agony*

Cap10: Spam!

Mwahaha: Spam!

Liberty: Spam!

Swaggy: SAVE US

Virgo: Spam!

Cap10: Spam!

Mwahaha: Spam!

Fiah: I CAN'T TAKE IT

DoubleTrouble: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US

Liberty: Spam!

Cap10: Spam!

Virgo: Spam!

Mwahaha: Spam!

Cap10: Gimme an S!

Liberty: S!

Mwahaha: S!

Virgo: *give me

Virgo: S!

DoubleTrouble: AH STOP

Cap10: Give me a P!

Mwahaha: P!

Virgo: P!

Liberty: P!

Cap10: Give me an A!

Dragons: NO DON'T

Virgo: A!

Mwahaha: A!

Liberty: A!

Swaggy: NUUU

Cap10: Give me and M!

Liberty: M!

Virgo: M!

Mwahaha: M!

Fabulosity: NOOO CAPPY WHY

Cap10: SPAM!

Virgo: SPAM!

Liberty: SPAM!

Mwahaha: SPAM!

Cance: Are they gone?

Liberty: Victory

Virgo: Nice job, everyone!

Mwahaha: Yeah boi

Cap10: Yay

Fishie: *pouts*

Cance: What I don't get is why they played along with it

Cap10: They couldn't help themselves. It's their weakness. It's why I knew it would work

Fiah: And here I was thinking we were helping you come out of your shell

Cap10: Guess we were manipulating each other :)

Mwahaha: lol

Fiah: Did it work?

Cap10: Maybe a little. I had fun. But I'm not going to condone you guys spamming the chat unless everyone's here

Nachonachos: What the heck? I come back to 119 unanswered messages! What's going on?

Virgo: Oops

Liberty: Scroll up

Fiah: I think Gem Leo Sag and Aqua are actually gone though. You were right Cap10. They couldn't help playing along

Nachonachos: Omg I'm dying laughing. I can't believe I missed that

Cap10: If I was you I'd be pissed

Nachonachos: I just think it's funny

Fishie: I'm screenshotting all of this

This will probably be continued at some point, but not in the near future. Thanks for reading!