Hey folks!  This is a Sagittarius (f) x Leo (m) one shot, as you can tell from the title.  Enjoy!

Characters:  Gemini (f), Leo (m), Scorpio (f), Sag (f), Capricorn (m), and Aquarius (m)

Requested by 4DarvelFan4.  Thanks!

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"I hate you," said Leo, twisting the remote.

"If it helps, I hate him too," said Aquarius.

"You're both just jealous," smirked Capricorn, skidding his car across the finish line. Happy music started playing.

"Dude, what? How am I in last?" complained Aquarius.

"Okay, next game," said Leo, scrolling past the rankings. "Capricorn, you are going down. Your reign of terror is over. Get ready to cry and beg for mercy, and acknowledge, that I the great Leo-"

"Cough. Aquarius."

"-rule supreme over mario kart and you will never beat my high score."

"Are you done yet?" asked Capricorn, unconcerned. "I'm busy beating the crap out of all of you."

"Not for long buster." Leo started the next race.

A door slammed upstairs, causing Aquarius to jump and drop his remote (oof). "Leo!" Leo looked up, to see Sagittarius excitedly running down the stairs. "Leo! You own me twenty bucks!"

"Oh, hey Sag!" grinned Leo, waving at her as his character onscreen crashed into a wall. "What's up?"

"Scorpio and Gemini are going on a date!" gasped Sag, panting. She had obviously run all the way to Leo's house.

"No way!" Leo jumped up, dropping his remote as his character drove off a cliff. "Scorpio asked her out!"

"Yeah! She asked her last night! I just found out! They're spending the whole day together!" Sag said excitedly.

"Dang," whistled Leo. "I was sure they wouldn't get together for another week." He pulled twenty dollars out of his pocket. "Okay, you win."

Sag took the money, and then grabbed Leo's wrist. "Come on."

"What? Where?" asked Leo, baffled. Not that he was entirely opposed, but...

"We're following them, duh!" said Sag, impatiently. "They're having lunch at the burger place. Come on!"

"I'll grab the binoculars!" said Leo, running towards the stairs.

"Wait," said Capricorn, "You guys are spying on Scorpio and Gemini? Dude, let them have their privacy."

"Come on, it's not that bad," said Sag, rolling her eyes. "It's not like we're sneaking into their house or something, we're just happening to go the same restaurant. Happens all the time."

"Yall are weird," said Capricorn, focusing back on the race.

"I have them!" said Leo, running back in. "Bye guys! See you later!"

"Dude, you're going to lose the tournament," laughed Aquarius, lapping Leo for the second time.

"Yeah, but so are you," smirked Leo. "No one beats Capricorn."

"That was uncalled for."

"But it was true," added Capricorn.

"Toodles!" waved Leo, running out with Sag. The front door upstairs slammed.

"Want to beat all his time trials?" asked Aquarius.

"Of course," grinned Capricorn.

-

"Do you think they're here yet?" asked Leo, as he and Sag walked into the burger place. It was a pretty good restaurant, one of his favorites.

"Proabaly," whispered Sag, looking around. "Oh, yeah, they're at the table over there." Sure enough, Scorpio and Gemini were sitting at one of the tables by a window. Sag and Leo slid into a booth near the table, which let them see Scorpio and Gemini but made it hard for them to be seen.

"Ooh, they have bacon burgers," whistled Leo.

"You sure we should get food?" asked Sag, peering over her menu. "Might be distracting."

"Well, what are we going to tell the wait staff? 'Nah, we're just here to spy on our friends'?"

He had a point. "Okay, I'm getting six potato skins."

"That's... a lot of potato skins."

"I'm hungry, okay? Shh, they're saying something- oh, never mind, Scorpio just asked her what she wants to eat."

"Boring," shrugged Leo. "How's your day going?"

"Pretty good," nodded Sag. "Made some money."

"Off who-, oh, me, right," remembered Leo. "Don't worry, I'll steal it back."

"Sure you will. I'll kick your butt if you even try," snorted Sag.

"I'll sneak in when you're not home," challanged Leo.

"I'll sick my attack drone on you."

"Wait... you have an attack drone?"

"Yeah, I know a guy who sells 'em cheap on ebay."

"Nice, can I have one?"

"Sure, for twenty dollars."

"..."

"..."

"I hate you."

"No you- Omigosh Scorpio and Gemini are holding hands!"

"I've got a periscope!" said Leo, digging into his pocket.

Sag stared intently above the menu through the binoculars. "I can't tell what they're saying..."

"Can I take your orders?" interrupted a voice. Sag looked up to see the waitress.

"Oh, uh, right, can I, uh, have six potato skins?" she asked.

"Sure thing. And you, mister?" she asked, jotting it down.

"Bacon burger, please," said Leo.

"Will you two be wanting the couple's wednsday discount?" asked the waitress, marking down Leo's order.

There was a brief awkward pause, then, Leo caught Sag's eye and wiggled his eyebrows. She burst out laughing. "No, we're just friends."

"You should have told her we were dating, we could use the discount," smirked Leo after she left.

Sag stuck her tongue out. "Believe it or not, there are things I won't do for money."

They spent the next few minutes spying on Scorpio and Gemini. Unfortunately, it was really hard to tell what they were saying. Even harder for Leo, who was trying to use his periscope to spy around the corner of the benches.

"They're eating the food... Gemini is laughing, I think Scorpio just told a joke... aw, she just picked up Gemini's hand again! That's so sweet! Oh, never mind, I think they're having a thumb war."

"Wanna have a thumb war?" grinned Leo.

Sag hesitated. Spying on Scorpio and Gemini was fun, but... thumb war. Spying could wait. "What the heck, sure."

"One two three four, I declare a thumb war, five six seven eight, Saggy sucks but Leo's great!"

"You wish, I never loose these."

"That's only because you have freakishly long thumbs."

"Having long thumbs is valid."

"Having long thumbs is for losers."

"No it's not, your thumbs are short."

"...dang it I asked for that."

"You really did." Sag pressed her thumb down on Leo's and counted to five. "I win, again."

"No need to be so smug about it," complained Leo.

"If it makes you feel better, Scorpio looks like she's yelling at Gemini for cheating or something," noticed Sag.

Leo rubbed his hands together. "Short-thumbed people unite!"

"No, I think Gemini used both hands."

"Oh. Still, valid." At this point the food arrived, so Sag dug in to her six potato skins. Leo was for some reason picking the bacon out of his burger, but hey, Sag didn't judge. Oh, wait, she did.

"That's disgusting," she said. "Why would your order a bacon burger if you're just going to pick it off? It's cheaper to order bacon on the side and just get a normal burger."

"Yeah, but when you order it with a burger it soaks in all the burger juice," grinned Leo.

Sag stared for a moment. "That's frigging weird."

"Look, I don't tell you how to eat your burgers, okay?"

Sag and Leo ate in silence for a few minutes, giving their undivided attention to the food. It was a really good burger place. Scorpio and Gemini had a head start on them, so they were just about finishing up.

"Ooh, I can't wait to see them argue over the bill," grinned Leo.

Sag glanced at him. "Why?"

"Haven't you heard of that?" he asked. "Couples always argue over who gets to pay."

"Oh, huh," said Sag, thinking, and then she frowned, realizing something. "Hey, I'm covering lunch, okay?"

"What?" Leo looked up from his periscope. "No, don't worry, I've got it."

Sag frowned. "No, I'm being serious, I already have twenty dollars-"

"Nice try," said Leo, rolling his eyes. "I'm still paying."

"No you're not."

"Yes I am."

"No you're not."

"Yes I am."

"No you're no- wait, Gemini and Scorpio stopped talking."

"Really? That was fast." Leo stared into his periscope. "I think they agreed to split the bill."

"That's smart."

"Let's do that."

"Yeah."

"Oh crap, they're coming this way!" Sag pulled he menu over his face. Leo couldn't find his, so he draped his napkin over his head. Once Scorpio and Gemini were gone, Sag burst out laughing.

Leo turned red. "I panicked, okay?"

"You're a doofus," smiled Sag, ruffling his hair slightly. "Come on, we've got to follow them if we want to catch up." They were both finished eating, so they each left some money at the table, counting for a generous tip, and hurried out after Scorpio and Gemini.

-

"Where do you want to go next?" asked Scoripo, holding Gemini's hand.

"We talked about the water park, let's go there," suggested Gemini.

"Sure," nodded Scorpio, "It's not that far." They changed direciton slightly.

Gemini looked over her shoulder and frowned. "Huh."

"What is it?" asked Scorpio, glancing at her.

"Nothing, just Leo and Sag are back there," she pointed. "I thought I saw them come into the restaurant at one point, but they wouldn't have finished at the same time we did."

Scorpio frowned, and a nagging feeling started to grow. "Okay, on the next street we take a sharp left."

Gemini looked up. "Why...?"

"Just a theory."

Sure enough, Sag and Leo followed them, and followed them again when they doubled back and changed direction. "They are... stalking us."

Gemini rolled her eyes and laughed. "Seriously? Those two idiots," she smiled.

"Honestly I'm not that surprised," sighed Scorpio. "Okay, I'll go yell at them or something."

"What? No!" Gemini caught her wrist. "I have a better idea."

"Oh?" Scorpio raised an eyebrow. Gemini was getting that mischevious look that made your pretty confident someone was about to roll down a staircase.

"Let's go to the water park," she said.

-

"They're going to the water park," said Sag.

"Looks like it," nodded Leo. And really, they'd be stupid not to, it was a beautiful day and it was one of Leo's overall favorite places to be. It was a fairly large outdoor water park, with structures and slides and things. A lot of the strucutres were pretty high- but not too high not to safely jump off. The place was set up a lot like laser tag too, everyone got a super soaker and there were a bunch of neat obstacles to hide behind and ambush people from. Not to mention a bunch of supplies floating around- buckets, floaties, pool noodles... the place was overall designed for people to get into massive water fights.

"Did you bring a swimsuit?"

"No."

"Me neither. Eh, screw it." They waited a couple seconds after Scorpio and Gemini checked out a pair of super soakers, and then got in line.

"Let's try not to get wet if possible," said Sag after they got their guns, climbing up one of the structures. They'd both removed their shoes, but knees up were hoping not to get that wet.

"Ugh, I guess that means no shooting little kids," sighed Leo dramatically. At that exact moment, Leo was shot in the leg by a little kid, who ran away shrieking. He scowled, squeezing water out of his pant leg. "Why don't they go pick on someone their own size?"

Sag snickered. "Yeah, little kids are really the terror of the playground."

"Little monsters."

"You know, you were once a little kid," reminded Sag.

"Only for a short time."

"You were pretty cute," she smirked. "Remeber when you're mom showed us picture-"

"Is that Scorpio and Gemini?" interrupted Leo.

"Where?" asked Sag excitedly. As she turned to look, Leo shot her in the back. "Hey!" She shot back at him, but he ducked behind a pillar.

Leo crept around the pillar, and shot her again. "Psych!" Sag spun around and shot him. He felt the water soack into his shirt and made a face, before firing at her again. Sag ducked down one of the water stides, and Leo frowned- that would just get her more wet. No- when he looked, Sag was actually sliding down on her feet, managing to keep her upper body and legs dry.

"Hey Sag!" he called. "Happy birthday!" He picked up a smaller bucket and dumped some water down at her. Sag tried to block it, but he still mostly hit. Then, she got to the bottom, and disappeared.

He looked around, and packed slightly, he still had the advantage so long as he didn't lave his position on the top of the structure. "It's over anakin, I have the high ground," chuckled Leo, but Sag wasn't in earshot to laugh at his star wars references. He sighed. He'd have to say it again once she got back. Speaking of which, where was she?

Water errupted from the holes in the floor. "Ah!" yelled Leo in surprise, jumping backwards and landing in a puddle. He heard Sag laughing hysterically from below the floor. Okay, it is on... Leo picked up another bucket, and dumped it below after filling it with water. He heard Sag shriek in surprise, and smirked.

"You are going down, Leo!" she pointed, shirt blotchy with water climbing up above to stand on level ground with him.

"It's over Sag, I have the high ground!"

"The power of the star wars reference is nothing compared to the power of the super soaker!"

"Your powers are weak old woman!"

"Your lack of talent disturbs me!"

"If you stike me down, you shall grow wetter than you can possible imagine-"

"Nerds," said a voice, and Leo turned around to see Scorpio appear out of nowhere and dump a giant bucket of water on him.

"It's a trap!" yelled Gemini as she dumped an equally giant bucket of water on Sag.

"Gemini, not you too!" groaned Scorpio.

Leo shot her in the face. "Hah! One point to Leo and Sa-" Sag shot him in the face.

"Oh, it is on!" he spluttered, firing at her.

Gemini took a step back. "You know, I we were going to get revenge on them for following us, but I think they're getting more wet fighting each other."

Scorpio snorted. "You're not wrong."

"Wanna dump them?"

"Of course." Scorpio and Gemini ran at Leo and Sag, picked up their legs to flip them over the barrier, falling about fiteen feet into the deep end.

Leo swam up above the water, and rubbed his eyes. "Sag?"

"Over here, doofus."

"Doofus?"

"Look what you did!"

"What? You shot me!"

"You were asking for it," shrugged Sag, as she and Leo paddled over to where they could stand.

"And what was I doing?" asked Leo, raising an eyebrow.

"Being yourself?" smiled Sag.

"Fine then," sighed Leo in mock-defeat. "I can be someone else then if you-"

"No it's fine," she yawned, dripping onto one of the lawn chairs. "I like you the way you are."

"Oh," said Leo, and started to smile. "I li-"

Sag shot him again. "That said, I'm still going to take every excuse to shoot you," she smirked.

God, she's amazing. "I'd be dissappointed if you didn't," smiled Leo, reaching for his own.

-

After getting changed out of their swimsuits, Gemini and Scorpio headed over to the park, and sat down on one of the benches looking over the pond. "Hey," smiled Gemini.

"Hey," smiled Scorpio.

"It's been a good day," said Gemini.

"Yeah, it has," agreed Scorpio. She paused. "Leo and Sag are complete idiots. Complete wet idiots."

"Not as wet as you were," teased Gemini.

"You cheated-" started Scorpio.

"You're right," smirked Gemini, "I used emotional maniuplation against you."

Scorpio just stared for a second. Gemini leaned in.

Scorpio jumped to her feet, ran over to the bushes, and dragged a soaked to the bone Leo out. "Jesus christ, get a life you two!"

"Abort mission!" yelled Leo, struggling free of Scorpio. "Regrouping at base!"

"Roger that!" yelled another bush, and Sag sprinted out of it, tripping over a log, before picking herself up and disappearing after Leo.

"Jesus christ," said Scorpio. She turned around to see Gemini in hysterics. "What? They are funny." Gemini stood up, and walked up to Scorpio. "Where were we?" asked Scorpio.

"I was about to kiss you," said Gemini. And then she did.

-

"You have to give it to Scorpio," panted Sag, sitting down on a bench. Leo sat down next to her.

"You kinda do," he nodded.

Sag closed her eyes and leaned back on the bench. She was tired. She and Leo had had at least a two hour water fight before they remembered they were supposed to be spying on Scorpio and Gemini, and had just caught them leaving the park. "Gemini's right. It's been a good day."

"Yeah," said Leo.

"A really good day," said Sag.

Leo leaned up, and looked at her. "You know what would make it an even better day?"

"What?" she asked.

"Chocolate," he smirked.

"Oh yeah," she nodded. "Right." Leo leaned back too, and for a moment they just sat there, watching the sky.

There was something to say. There was something she was supposed to say. "You're a good friend Leo." I really like you and think you're cool and there has to be some way to say that.

"Hey, thanks!"

"...but you kinda suck at water fights."

"...hey!"

"Just saying." There's something else I'm supposed to say, thought Sag. She was happy, she was relazed, it had been a great day, but... there was something else.

Leo sat up and looked at her again, simling, in kind of an odd way. "Actually I would say the opposite is true."

"Oh?" asked Sag, wondering where he was going with this, and leaning in a little to hear.

"One," he started, putting up a finger. "I am a god at water fights."

"Mm, we'll come baclk to that one. And the second?" asked Sag.

He smiled slightly at her. "And I kind of suck at being friends."

Sag leaned in and kissed him. Then, she leaned back, and widened her eyes. I didn't mean to do that. I just got distracted... "I mean, obviously, that was a friendly gesture because-"

"Oh shut up," smiled Leo. "Wanna go out?"

"I...sure," said Saggy. The she smiled. Then she kissed him again.

-

"You're back late," observed Capricorn, as Sag and Leo walked back into the basement. "And why are you all wet...?"

"Long story," yawned Leo. "You'd be bored. Not important."

"I beat the crap out of him in a water fight," smirked Sag.

Aquarius smirked too. "Then why are you also all wet?"

"There were... complications."

"Oh yeah, Aqua and I beat all your high scores," said Capricorn lightly.

"Good for you," nodded Leo, taking off his shoes.

Weird, Capricorn was sure he'd be madder than that. It practically wasn't worth it, they'd had a heck of a time with mushroom gorge. "You're not annoyed?"

"Nah, not really," shrugged Leo. He turned to Sag. "This is my bus stop. See you tomorrow?"

"Yeah, wanna go back to the burger place?" she asked. "I felt like we were kind of distracted spying on Scorp and Gem the whole time."

"Sure, so you can critique my hamburger eating choices again," snickered Leo. "Alright, meet you there." He leaned in and kissed Sag on the cheek.

Capricorn's eyes popped out of his skull. "Wha..."

Sag glanced at him. "Oh yeah, Leo and I are a thing now."

"We're getting married this weekend," grinned Leo.

"You're not invited," smirked Sag. "Anyways, toodles!" She ran up the stairs towards the front door, and Leo followed.

There was a brief silence in the basement.

"Huh," said Capricorn.

"You owe me twenty bucks," said Aquarius.

Capricorn sighed.