The star signs had decided to go in Otp ships to eat

And had taken a limo provided by a mysterious donar Scorpio had found online in exchange for a picture of Pisces and Cancer cuddling

Of course neither of these star signs knew what that Scorpio had taken a picture of them asleep and Photo tweaked just a biiiit

But free limo so whose complaining?

They walked in the restaurant hand in hand

And sat down before all hell broke out

Capricorn was just chatting with Taurus about business stuff when and Pisces was playing with their spoon bored cause Gemini had stolen away Scorpio

Cancer tilted there fork be fed it and pretend flicked it forgetting there supposed to hold on

When the meatball on the fork flew off

And hit Gemini 1 now Gemini 1 and Gemini 2 were twins/friends for life and were not having this so next thing you know

"Food fight!" Aries called out before flicking Meatballs at the unsuspecting customers of the restaurant

Sagittarius immediately grabbed Aquarius's hand and started heading for the exit

When Pisces jumped in front of them blocking the exit "FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE BITCHES!" It was actually kind of funny for Scorpio seeing the usually cutesy Pisces having fun

And trapping Sagittarius & Aquarius inside

While Scorpio just sat there with there soup "Well this is interesting but why is all the utensils plastic? It would have been so much funnier if they were steel~"

Taurus grabbed there plate/bowl of food and went under the table to avoid the madness of Aries's spicy Italian meatballs

When 1 the meatballs hit Leo's hat before 12 more came raining down in there direction all missing except that 1

Leo immediately grabbed their's and their partners silvery brandishing it like weapons "PREPARE TO DIE BITCHES" and started throwing knives everywhere

Most of the customers learned to move to the hallway

When Libra got caught by Leo's knives oh my gosh my outfit! THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!"

Cancer ran behind Leo heading to the bathroom when "SHIT OH FUCK OH SHITTING FRICK FRUCK" they got hit in the back of the neck with one of Aries's meatballs "GOSH DAMNIT I'M DOWN AWHDFNFIDN" before dramatically fainting on the ground

Gemini searched around for their initial target

Taurus

Who was covered by a table cloth but they didn't know

1 of Leo's knives and Aries's Meatballs Simultaneously hit the plate Gemini 1 was using for a shield and knocked them under the table Taurus was hiding under "Oh hey Ehehe... It was an accident"

"Calm down I'm not mad anymore"

They both kept eating in silence before Gemini 1 went back out to fight a great battle "Crazy little shits!"

Gemini 2 didn't notice there sibling disappear "ARIES I SWEAR TO ALL THINGS GOOD I WILL SHOVE THIS GARLIC SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YO-"

Capricorn snuck up behind them taking the chance they've been waiting for and shoved a piece of bread into Gem 2's eyes (of course they were ok it was super fluffy bread which hey only had to take like an eye drop for XD)

Virgo was trying to calm them all down but by now they didn't realize it was pointless they talked to the manager and convinced them to not call the police if Scorpio handed back the Limo to the manager

But Scorpio only handed it back if they got the pictures

So in the end the police weren't called

The star signs took the Limo home

Everyone but Virgo and Scorpio curious why Scorpio had such a mischievous smirk on their face

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