♈Aries : "I Crashed My Motorbike"

♉Taurus : "This Idiot Forgot To Stop For Me When I Was Crossing The Road"

♊Gemini : "I'm Here With A Friend"

♋Cancer : "I Was Cooking Soup For My Boy/Girlfriend And I Spilt It All Over Me, Now I've Got 3rd Degree Burns"

♌Leo : "Someone Called Me Ugly, So I Punched Them... But I Missed And Hit The Brick Wall"

♍Virgo : "Um, I Work Here?"

♎Libra : "I Had A Panic Attack"

♏Scorpio : "Someone Pushed Me Down The Stairs"

♐Sagittarius : "This Old Lady Was On Her Motor Scooter, And She Was Going So Slow... So I Told Her To Hurry Up And She Ran Over My Toe"

♑Capricorn : "I Was Working Late 5 Nights In A Row, Got Sleep Deprived, Passed Out And Woke Up Here"

♒Aquarius : "I Was Walking My Mermaid, Then She Pushed Me Down A Well And I Found Myself In Narnia"

♓Pisces : "I Was Concentrating And Smashed Into A Wall, Then Got A Concussion"

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