♈Aries : You

♉Taurus : Their Alarm Clock

♊Gemini : The Entire Human Population

♋Cancer : Anyone Who Makes Them Cry

♌Leo : Condoms
^^I stg I didn't make this scenario 😂😂^^

♍Virgo : The Patriarchy

♎Libra : Everyone But Only Using Their Lips

♏Scorpio : God

♐Sagittarius : Iggy Azalea

♑Capricorn : Their Parents

♒Aquarius : Bras

♓Pisces : Themselves

~~

հօԹҽ վօմ ҽղյօվҽժ ɑղժ ɾҽӀɑԵҽժ Եօ վօմɾ Տíցղ ^~^
ժօղ'Ե ƒօɾցҽԵ Եօ ϲօʍʍҽղԵ  💬 ɑղժ ѵօԵҽ ♥ ҍҽϲɑմՏҽ
íԵ ʍɑƘҽՏ ʍҽ աɑղԵ Եօ մԹժɑԵҽ ҽѵҽղ ʍօɾҽ