♈Aries : "Excuse you, I am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME-"

♉Taurus : "Oh for the love of fuck, I don't just eat food"

♊Gemini : "But what in the fuck is this-‽"

♋Cancer : "Bro, these posts literally never get me right- wait omg, that is soooo me!"

♌Leo : "Keep feeding my ego you damn mortals, it'll be time for my take over soon" *cue the evil plan scheming sounds*

♍Virgo : "If y'all ain't comparing me to Beyonce, y'all ain't doin it right, smh"

♎Libra : "Is this me?! Omg someone tell me if this is really me lmfaooo"

♏Scorpio : "Why do I always gotta be the evil person‽ Smh, wait till I get all y'all back, we'll see who's laughing then-"

♐Sagittarius : "Lol, this isn't even me" *reblogs immediately*

♑Capricorn : "Maaan, I wish I was half as motivated as these posts make me seem lmao"

♒Aquarius : "Well I mean they're not as bad as everyone else's haha"

♓Pisces : "I'm not that sensitive" *sniffle*

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I can't belive it's been 2 fuckin years since I last updated this book but ya girl is back to get it up to that 200 chapter goal 😤😤🤣- how everybody been?

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