♈Aries  : Hold my beer-

♉Taurus : Way more than meets the eye

♊Gemini : Eat shit, fucker

♋Cancer : Leave me alone

♌Leo : The party don't start till I walk in

♍Virgo : Nothing is certain but death and taxes

♎Libra : There is no 'I' in team

♏Scorpio : I don't get mad, I get even

♐Sagittarius : Rules are meant to be broken

♑Capricorn : If you think the Earth is flat, I have nothing to say to you

♒Aquarius : The Earth is flat :D

♓Pisces : I had a had a handle on myself... then I broke it

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