♈Aries  : Bruh, the guy that played you in Lucifer was spot-fucking-on

♉Taurus : Oh hell naw! Haha, get it? 'Hell naw'... And we're in hell? No? Alright fair enough.

♊Gemini : Ayyeee, this is just like that one episode of Supernatural!

♋Cancer : Hey so, could you please leave my family alone? You're kinda -scratch that- your fucking terrifying

♌Leo : Wanna be mutuals?

♍Virgo : Aye this is just like that one episode in American Horror Stories!

♎Libra : *shrinks away into the corner*

♏Scorpio : Aye my dawgg *does this elaborate ass, two minute, full fucking body handshake*

♐Sagittarius : *tries to find something positive to say about this situation but ends up just stroking his hair*

♑Capricorn : Uhh, what are you and why are you in my throne?

♒Aquarius : Anyone ever tell you that you're smokin hot?!

♓Pisces : Hey cutie, did it hurt when you feel from heaven-? *chokes on their own laughter*

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