♈Aries : "Do You Know Who I Am"

♉Taurus : *bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home*

♊Gemini : *is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*

♋Cancer : "Lmao Why Would You Wanna Kidnap Me"

♌Leo : "You Just Kidnapped Me Cuz I'm Pretty Didn't You"

♍Virgo : "I Hope Wherever You're Taking Me Is Clean"

♎Libra : *engages in a heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper*

♏Scorpio : "If You Don't Let Me Go Right Now Imma Punch You In The Balls"

♐Sagittarius : *goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking*

♑Capricorn : *spoils every movie and book they can think of till the kidnapper kicks them out crying*

♒Aquarius : "You Insecure Little Piece Of-.... You Know You Are A Lowlife Right"

♓Pisces : *comes up with elaborate escape plan involving backup, bombs, Niagara Falls and a coffee break*

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