♈Aries : One Two Three Four I Declare War Oooon -flips coin- enGLAND!!

♉Taurus : And Uhh, To Celebrate- The Third Day This Week Without Rain...? Weeee- We shALL FEAST!!

♊Gemini : Tell The King Of Spain To Fuck With Me Becuz I Don't Care About His Trading Policies (lowkey doesn't even understand what he's saying so they just assume he's an ass)

♋Cancer : Have A Town Meeting- Omg I Wanna Hold Every Freaking Newborn Baby. Holy Shit- I Cant- They're So Goddamn Cute

♌Leo : Let's Dedicate An Entire Month To My Birthday And Get Turnt Every Night! Let's Even Have A Feast- Bloody Hell evEN FOR THE PEASANTS!

♍Virgo : ShhhShshhHhhh Leave Me Alone You Duckface, I'm Planning My Next World War Because France Looked At Me Funny And America Stole The Last Slice Of Cake At My Party

♎Libra : I'd Like To Meet All The Other Monarchs And- Omg I Need A New Dress/Suit And Let's Have A Ball Tonight!

♏Scorpio : Bruh... Everyone In The Kingdom Either Wants Me Dead, Or Wants To Get In My Pants- Holy Shit

♐Sagittarius : National Get Shit Faced Day, Lol Amirite Guys?!

♑Capricorn : pubLIC EXECUTION MOTHERFUCKERZ
#sofuckingtru

♒Aquarius : Name All The Fucking Planets After Me Right Now Or Else I'm Sending You All To Capricorn's Kingdom

♓Pisces : Eeee, I Don't Want To Go To War... Can We Just Like-omG LOOK AT HOW MANY KITTIES I HAVE IN MY PALACE

--Honestly, This Is One Of My Favourites Cuz They Are All Hilarious--

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