Aries: " Sit down John you fat Mother-"

Taurus: " Yeah, he's not the best choice I would've gone with"

Gemini: " it's hard to listen to you with a straight face "

Cancer: " God, I hope you're satisfied "

Leo: " you stand only for yourself, it's what you do I can't apologize because it's true "

Virgo: " your fathers a scoundrel, and so, it seems are you "

Libra: " Awesome,wow"

Scorpio: " turn around, and bend over, and I'll show you where my shoe fits " ( Daaammmnnn!!!)

Sagittarius: " Oh my god, tear this dude apart "

Capricorn: " you're absolutely right, John should've shot him in the mouth, that should've shut him up "

Aquarius : " my dog speaks more eloquently than thee"

Pices: " I'm not here for you "