Aries – "HELL YES! SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN! You better believe I'm gonna win this thing."

Taurus - "Can someone die of overeating? The food here is heavenly. What a way to go."

Gemini - "At least give me a chance to get laid before sending me out there!"

Cancer - "MOMMY!"

Leo - "Okay. Show face. Smile and wave, smile and wave. It's all about the image. YOU WILL LOVE ME BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA DIE, DAMNIT."

Virgo - "Shit. I only have a 0.05% chance of surviving this."

Libra - "Oh god, this is really happening. I can't believe it. Of all the people out there...oh dear, I'm gonna faint." 

Scorpio - "..." *internally screaming*

Sagittarius - "You all better watch out. I'm like a ninja. You won't even see me coming."

Capricorn - "Glory or death? Like I even have a choice."

Aquarius - "SO THIS IS HOW MY LIFE ENDS. Oh, cruel world."

Pisces - "I really am sorry, but you all have to die now."