The 13th Sign~ (Ophiuchus) & The signs reacting to the 13th zodiac sign

Okay Nasa has been watching too much Fairy tail.. 

G9UGOJPREFPIGRKESFEBUWSJNKMFEWDSJNEK IDK WHAT I AM ANYMORE! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS? OKAY NASA (The Little Fuckers) JUST RELEASED A NEW SIGN! AND FUCKED WITH ALL OF THE DATES! Okay here is the new dates -.-: 

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20  

First I'm a (Fabulous) Libra and now I'm a fair maiden of Virgo. (I love you Virgo's don't kill me!) I'm going to stay with the original sign for now (By for now I'm going to stay with them forever)  BUT JRIEDKMLTSOVJNTW4 FLIPPING HELL!  OKAY NASA PUT THEM UP! I SHALL FIGHT YOU TILL THE END (ง •̀_•́)ง

Is Ophiuchus a real sign? NO I THINK IT'S A IMPOSTER WHO WANTED TO JOIN THE CLUB!

I seriously did a thing to see which sign I relate to more. So basicly I went through my whole zodiac book and chose which sign related to me more. If I related to them I will put a mark under there sign name (On a thing called paper). If they were in the same squad I did not put a mark. And the results are:

Libra: 70 Marks

Virgo: 35 marks

I'M A LIBRA FOREVER! I suggest you guys to do this but then I thought. My brother (Who is also a Libra and we are not twins or anything) is more like a Virgo then me... WEEEEIIIIIRRRRRDD..... WHO AM I? WHAT IS MY LIFE?

Me right now:


Okay here is the chapter:

Aires: *contemplates life, doesn't want to become a boring Pisces*

Taurus: Doesn't give a fuck

Gemini: has leaving party for themselves

Cancer: cries about the Scorpio they once loved

Leo: looses their shit for the first time in 28 years

Virgo: is excited about potentially now being a less boring sign WAIT YOU ARE NOW TELLING ME THAT YOUR SIGN IS BORING? (I still love you Virgo!)

Libra: tells NASA to suck a dick, because they are smarter and know better I'm more like Scorpio right now XD 

Scorpio: *throws knifes* *rips apart kitchen bench* *punches walls* *paces aggressively whilst swearing*

Sagittarius: gets excited that they may no longer be the shittiest sign

Capricorn: hasn't found out yet

Ophiuchus: who cares ... (they CAME ALONG AND RUINED THE FUCKING PARTY.)

Aquarius: *drowns themselves*

Pisces: Is offended that no one wants to join them  

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Other thing I found on Tumblr:

Me, on a date:What's your zodiac sign?

Date:Ophiuchus

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:I'm sorry I must leave right now immediately.

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Dear  Nasa, 

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I know that I did not give much info buttttt I'm really curious on what do you think! FEEL FREE TO CRY AND RANT and I will get ya some tissues, Netflixs and Tissues. OH ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS IF YA WANT:

1. What is your new sign and are you happy about it?

2. Are ya gonna stick with the original signs or are you going to move on to the new ones?

3. Do you like this new (Imposter) sign?

4. WHAT ARE YA THINKING RIGHT NOW AND JUST RANT YOUR HEAD OUT! FEEL FREE!

ALSO DO WHAT I DID! I WANT TO SEE YOUR RESULTS! 

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