Aries: "you wanna fight?" *slurs words*

Taurus: *stuffing their face with food*

Gemini: passed out somewhere in the house

Cancer: the sober friend

Leo: hitting on every single person in the room

Virgo: shots shots shots shOTS!1!1

Libra: nursing a drink and talking to someone Shhh, Its ok bottle.... 

Scorpio: possible drunk sex or changing the music

Sagittarius: trying to dance sexy to music

Capricorn: telling pickup lines to anyone who'll listen

Aquarius: no one knows what they're doing

Pisces: very outgoing instead of shy  

Ok, Now the new theme is Quotes... as you can see....