*immediately spends it on shiny things*: Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Scorpio Buys stuff that I don't need.

I'M SAVING UP IN CASE SOMEBODY FAMOUS FINALLY DECIDES TO SHOW UP IN MY TOWN: Aries, Gemini, Pisces, Sagittarius

*accidentally leaves it in pocket and into the washing machine* NOOOOOO: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn