Aries:... i suck at poems, nice ass

Taurus:... i can't rhyme, cheese on toast

Gemini: ... people say that roses are red, but I've seen pink and white ones too. So can I truly trust the things that I hear? Are violets really blue? I could've sworn violet was purple, am I being tricked and deceived? Who should I trust and what should I do, with all the things I believed? I feel so confused about all of this now, thank goodness I have you, You're the person that I can trust and know will always be true. Now wait a minute, I had something planned, there was something I was going to do... Oh I remember..a love poem. Here it goes: Roses are red and violets are blue...

Cancer:... can't write poems, still trying to :)

Leo:... what a mess, water is colourless

Virgo:... I'm a dog

Libra:... what i thought was vaseline, turned out to be glue I could be a Poet! No? Ok there goes my dreams ;-;

Scorpio:... vodka is cheaper than dinner for two

Sagittarius:... you think this will rhyme, but it ain't gonna

Capricorn:... "What comes first ? egg or chicken ?"

"Sorry Sir, i don't have a clue !"

Aquarius:... brown is the color of elephant poo

Pisces:... i have no idea, what to tell you

poems taken from the internet