Welcome to this pile of trash! If don't have a clue what zodiacs are then here, Have the worst person in the world to help you cause I have no idea how to explain it....

Basically whatever month you are born you are place under a sign. Or how Google says it: a forecast of a person's future, typically including a delineation of character and circumstances, based on the relative positions of the stars and planets at the time of that person's birth.

a short forecast for people born under a particular sign, especially as published in a newspaper or magazine.

a birth chart.

Yes.. .It's basically a Birth chart.

Or what I use is the Zodiacs. The zodiacs are basically all of the signs. Or how google says it: a belt of the heavens within about 8° either side of the ecliptic, including all apparent positions of the sun, moon, and most familiar planets. It is divided into twelve equal divisions or signs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces).

a representation of the signs of the zodiac or of a similar astrological system.

Aries: March 21 - April 19

Taurus: April 20 - May 20

Gemini: May 21 - June 20

Cancer: June 21 - July 22

Leo: July 23 - August 22

Virgo: August 23 - Sept. 22

Libra: Sept. 23 - October 22

Scorpio: October 23 - Nov. 21

Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

Pisces: February 21 – March 20

Lovey chart XDD 

Sign Stereotypes:

Aries- I'm so sporty and- *person accidentally knocks into them* WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR I HATE YOU *beats to a pulp* that's better!

Taurus- *shoves food down throat* I'm right, you're wrong. Now go get me some food, I'm too lazy to get up

Gemini- OMG I'm such a shit talking two faced bitch!

Cancer- *cries in a pile of used tissues*

Leo- Tell me I'm beautiful because I know I am but tbh I have self esteem issues

Virgo- *swats away germs with gloved hand and Windex*

Libra- *flirts* *judges people* I'm pretty

Scorpio- *stares at intensely* I am evil and mysterious. Wanna have sex? ;)

Sagittarius- I can show you the wooorrrlllddd LETS PARTY

Capricorn- I must study so I can become a billionaire. Who needs emotions when you have money?

Aquarius- Would you like to hear my conspiracy about aliens?

Pisces- *daydreaming* *is so distracted that they fall into a ditch* wait, what

You are mostly not like your stereotype. Through this book it may mention your stereotype but you don't need to comment that you are not like that. Like I never flirt.

If you wanna know more about your sign feel free to use the old trusty google. So yeah. PEACE! *Jumps in the trash can of zodiacs* 

October 13th: This book starts off really shitty. Once it get's closer to the end the book get's better. So yeah.. Hope everyone has a great day... o.o