Aries: their vocal chords exploded

Taurus: got too many paper cuts

Gemini: got caught as 'A'

Cancer:??????

Leo:ate some random pills from a shady man -.- Thought you knew better 

Virgo:lit a match in a room filled with gas

Libra: smoked dynamite AYEEEEE! THUG LIFE!

Scorpio: tried to eat their heart Was it Tasty? 

Sagittarius: thought they could fly and was hit by a bus I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky  

Capricorn: saw the dress as black and blue It is Black and blue.... 

Aquarius: didn't listen to the "do not enter"

Pisces: caught their dick in a toaster (Sorry if you're a girl xDDD)