Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
*This chapter has yet to be edited*
"So... What kind of trailer are we supposed to buy?" asked Gemini. They guys were driving in the car.
"I don't know but I'd rather sleep in tents," said Taurus.
"I would rather rent a cabin," said Cancer.
"That's not a bad idea," said Taurus.
"But Virgo wanted to buy a trailer," said Gemini.
"Yeah but we want a cabin. She can buy a trailer if she wants," said Cancer.
"We're so dead when they find out," said Gemini.
"Who cares? Four of us and three of them so we make the rules now," said Taurus putting on a pair of sun glasses. Cancer took a pair of sunglasses from Taurus for himself.
"Wait... Where's Scorpio?" asked Gemini.
"That sneaky little scorpion," said Cancer.
"Oh well, I'm sure he's somewhere," said Taurus.
"So, where's the cabin?" asked Gemini.
"There's a place about a half an hour away," said Taurus.
"Okay, let's go!" cheered Cancer.
"There's a gas station up ahead. Who says we buy some candy?" asked Gemini. Taurus and Cancer high-fived.
"How much do we have to spend on junk food?" asked Taurus.
"Hmm... Enough to spend fifty dollars," said Cancer.
"We're crazy," said Taurus.
Gemini smiled. "Oh yes, we are."
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"NOT AGAIN!!!" yelled Virgo. Aries was driving with Sagittarius (who had woken up) on her lap. Virgo was in the passenger seat. Aries and Sagittarius were driving super fast again.
"But it's fun," said Aries.
"Sagittarius you just woke up, you should be resting and certainly not driving," said Virgo.
Sagittarius shrugged. "Which button is the super fast one that we installed?"
"THE BIG RED ONE," yelled Scorpio from the back seat. All three girls screamed.
"What are you doing here?" asked Aries.
"I snuck in your car because I'm Scorpio, master of revenge and being stealthy," said Scorpio.
"Cool!" said Sagittarius. Then she pressed the big red button and the car went four times over the speed limit.
"Woo hoo!" screamed Aries.
"Yeah!" screamed Scorpio.
"THIS IS AWESOME!" screamed Sagittarius.
"No it's not! We're going to get a speeding ticket!" said Virgo.
"Meh, we're rich," said Aries.
"Faster!" cheered Scorpio.
"Slower!" said Virgo. Then they heard sirens in the distance.
"OH SHIT!" screamed Aries, Scorpio and Sagittarius at the same time. Virgo face palmed.
"You three are paying for it," said Virgo.
Aries pulled down the window and screamed "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US ALIVE COPPERS!" Sagittarius made the car go even faster.
"Pull over before we get in even more trouble!" said Virgo.
"Fine," said Sagittarius. They pulled over. The police officer walked over.
"Good day sir! Fine weather we're having, right?" asked Scorpio.
"Licence and registration please," said the officer.
"I bet you're going to write me a ticket to the police officer ball," said Sagittarius.
The police officer looked at her confused. "But police officers don't have balls." Aries, Scorpio and even Virgo started laughing. His face turned red from embarrassment as he ran back to the car.
"That was a good one," said Virgo. The police car drove away.
"Wow good job!" said Aries.
"Now that you've learned your lesson, let's not- AHHHHHH STOP!" screamed Virgo as they started speeding again.
"Make us," said Aries.
"Hey Scorpio, how about you sit on top of Aries to make it more fun," said Sagittarius with a mischievous grin.
"I know that look! Don't do it!" said Virgo.
"I dare you," said Aries. Then Sagittarius climbed back and Scorpio sat on top of Aries.
"Ow... You're heavy and I can barely see," said Aries.
"I'll tell you when to speed up and slow down," said Scorpio who held the steering wheel.
"All three of you are being put in the crazy hospital!" said Virgo. Then Sagittarius pulled down the back window, stuck half her body out and stared screaming while waving her arms.
"I wanna try!" said Aries.
"SAGITTARIUS! GET! BACK! IN! THE! CAR! RIGHT! NOW!" screamed Virgo.
"NEVER!" screamed Sagittarius.
"YOU'RE GOING TO FALL OUT! STOP THIS!"
"Let's do some crazy stunts!" suggested Scorpio.
"NO!" screamed Virgo.
"Yeah!" cheered Aries and Sagittarius.
"This is how I'm going to die. I'm sure of it," said Virgo. Then Sagittarius climbed onto the roof of the car and held on. Virgo fainted.
"We should slow down a bit so she doesn't fall off," said Aries.
"Yeah," agreed Scorpio. Then they slowed down a bit. "Is this what it's like to be a fire sign?"
"Nope. That's just the tip of the ice berg. You do realize once we almost blew up an entire city and we've nearly went to jail cause of Leo like... Five times," said Aries.
"You guys are crazy," said Scorpio shaking his head. Then Sagittarius climbed back in the car and switched places with Scorpio.
"What happened to Virgo?" asked Sagittarius.
"She fainted," replied Aries.
"Oh." Then Scorpio layed back and kicked his feet up through the open window.
"LOOK A RAMP!" squealed Aries.
"Thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Sagittarius.
"LETS DO IT!" screamed Aries, Scorpio and Sagittarius.
***
"What do you think the others are up to?" asked Pisces.
"They're probably in a hotel or something bored to tears," said Capricorn.
"NO! Aries and Sagittarius are doing something absolutely insane... I can feel it!" said Leo.
"Oh no! I hope they don't get hurt," said Libra.
Leo crossed his arms. "If they do, they deserve it for having fun without me."
"They're probably fine," said Aquarius.
"Wait, how long has it been since we've been kidnapped?" asked Leo.
"Almost a month," replied Anne.
"Yes! I missed the math test!" said Leo confidently.
"We'll have a lot of work when we get back," said Capricorn.
"Wait... Are we going to be released afterwards or... Will we be... Killed?" asked Aquarius.
"I'd like to see that bitch try to kill me," said Libra.
"Oh look! Angry Libra is out again," said Leo.
"Not now Leo," said Aquarius.
"Anne can you change out our cages? Mine stinks," said Capricorn.
"Too bad, you'll get used to it," said Anne.
"Will we be killed or not?" asked Pegasus.
"You'll see," replied Anne.
"But I wanna know," said Pisces with a pouty face.
"But I don't care," said Anne mimicking her expression.
"Why don't you just go jump off a bridge?" asked Libra.
"But then I wouldn't be able to unlock your special powers," said Anne.
"We have special powers?" asked Aquarius.
"Nope," said Anne. Then she laughed at Aquarius for getting her hopes up.
"You're cruel," said Capricorn.
"Oh, I know," said Anne.
***
"We're wasting all the fuzzy peaches!" said Gemini as a small orange candy flew past him in the car. Cancer and Taurus were in the back seat trying to throw candy into each other's mouths and mostly failing.
"So? We have, like almost one hundred packs of candy," said Cancer.
"Our teeth are going to be rotten!" said Taurus.
"At least pass me back some sour patch kids," said Gemini. Cancer threw a pack of candy to Gemini.
"Let's just eat them now, there's at least ten packs worth of candy on the floor," said Taurus.
"I'm not cleaning it up," said Gemini.
"No one said you had to," said Cancer while placing rockets on Taurus' head.
"Poor Scorpio really missed out," said Taurus. Then they heard a loud noise that was getting louder as it came closer.
"What the heck?" asked Gemini. Then he pulled down the windows and heard screaming.
"What's that screaming coming from?" asked Cancer. Then a car zoomed past them with Scorpio sticking his head out the window with his tongue out.
"What the hell was that?" asked Taurus.
"I believe Scorpio was in that car," said Gemini.
"Aries and Sag must be driving again, that explains it," said Cancer.
"So he snuck in with the girls... No candy for him then," said Taurus.
***
As they passed a gas station, Scorpio noticed a certain van loading up on gas. He pulled down the window.
"What are you doing?" asked Aries.
"Revenge!" said Scorpio.
"What?" asked Sagittarius. Then Scorpio hopped out the window and muttered "Three cheers for sweet revenge." Before running after the people who took his precious Pisces.
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